would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Boobs are out for the taking
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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