How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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