quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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