She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
