i don't like sucking hair
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We have started to decorate penises.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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