I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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