It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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