# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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