Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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