I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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