just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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