Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
