absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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