batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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