i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
party gras won. party gras always wins.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
