i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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