he puts the penis in happiness.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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