ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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