he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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