youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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