You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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