i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
is that a dick in a sweater?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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