Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
