drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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