whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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