Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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