hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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