It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
