He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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