Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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