good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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