btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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