Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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