I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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