found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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