I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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