she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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