Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My balls are so social today.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
