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(732): View more from New Jersey

I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.

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(714): View more from California

you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night

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(516): View more from New York

It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year

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(301): View more from Maryland

well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...

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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!

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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.

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