Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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