giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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