the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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