i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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