Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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