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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Less talking, more tequila
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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