I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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