Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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