good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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