I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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