then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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