Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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