I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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